Remember back in the day when your mommy would pick out your gear so you could go out and play. Yeah that was cute when you were 6 years old. The only problem with that is you looked like your mommy dressed you(not a good thing by the way) but it was cool cause when you were six years old 6. But guess what you are now a grown ass man and looking like your mom dressed is weird man and kinda creepy. If your girlfriend or wife is picking put your gear for you, it is basically the same thing sorry man, but somebody had to tell you…
If she is buying your clothes than she is dressing you for her preference not yours, and that preference is to show you off so you’re most likely going to wind up in all kinds of gear you would never wear on your own. That slightly off feeling you’re having will be quite evident by the way, and your boys are going to be wondering what the hell is wrong with you all night. Not feeling comfortable in your clothes is a big fashion misstep. The next time Becky at your local coffee shop compliments you on your gear and she smiles and asks, “does your girl friend dress you?” with a wink. You are going to have to answer yes. Immediately eliminating any and all respect and interest she had in you. Now you’re just random annoying coffee guy (whose girlfriend dresses him) instead of 2 creams 2 sugars damn he looks good guy. Add to your humiliation that any real guy within earshot of that convo will definitely judge you and not in a good way. All the time she is picking your gear, you could be learning how to dress yourself, figure our your style. Not to mention time lost hanging with me your friendly neighborhood stylist. And what happens if you break up and it is your fault, and lets face it, it’s always your fault, she is going to be upset and most likely trash the gear she brought you. Now you’re out of gear and you don’t know how to pick out new gear cause of all the reasons above. Why not avoid all this and just start working with me now. You will learn your own style, you will look great, and your girlfriend and Becky at the coffee shop will be very impressed.
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